Friday, August 29, 2008

Mike "Freeze" Johanns



" ICE to see you!!!"

Wer überwacht die Wächter?

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Mike Johanns, Emperor of the Confederacy of Dunces

“Never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake”

—Napoleon Bonaparte, Emperor of the French


One must no longer rely solely on common sense when making the statement that Mike Johanns vastly underestimated the intelligence of the people of Nebraska. Now, one has numbers, as a recent
poll by The University of Nebraska finds not only do rural Nebraskans believe in anthropogenic global warming, but are in favor of immediate government action to solve the problem.

“A concern about the future among many rural Nebraskans…led them to be unusually supportive of aggressive government action,” the report says.

A common mantra from the likes of Ann Coulter is that their opponents call them stupid. Well, perhaps the next time Mike Johanns wants to call Nebraskans stupid, he shouldn’t do it in a televised debate—broadcast on the radio statewide—live at the Nebraska State Fair.

The article:
http://ianrnews.unl.edu/static/0808261.shtml
The report:
http://cari.unl.edu/ruralpoll/report08.shtml



Que esta viendo a los vigilantes

Nebraskans unite: you have nothing to lose but your bleak economic and environmental outlook



Johanns has called the issue of “climate change” – by the way, calling global warming climate change is akin to calling murder a life changing experience – a political football. A game he is sure to lose as evidenced by his fall 2001 question to his wife Steph, “Who’s number seven?”

This political football has not been handed off to any rational solutions, but is being hurled downfield by Mike Johanns like a Hail Mary pass to future generations. He is abandoning the triple option of wind, solar, and nuclear power and has instead adopted the west coast offense of energy policies armed solely with futile short term solutions as well as last ditch passes designed to provide the oil and gas companies more windfall profits.
For more on the ill-fated escape plan:
Tom Osborne had the vision to fire Bill Callahan for not getting the job done, let’s hope the people of Nebraska don’t hire Mike Johanns, a man with surefire plan for defeat



Кто в наблюдая птиц?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Je ne suis pas un robot!



Merci beaucoup Wiggily


Qui regarde les gardien?

Monday, August 25, 2008

Mike Johanns: Blue Ribbon?

To paraphrase the Midlands section of Sunday's Omaha World Herald, corndogs and carnivals took a back seat to stupidity at the most recent debate for Nebraska's open US Senate seat.

The notion that a majority of Nebraskans refuse to accept the scientific fact of anthropogenic ("Man-made," Wiggily) global warming is about as believable as Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin being beaten by a bunch Chinese "16 year-olds."

When this was read in the newspapers, Nebraskans across the state were offended by this low-blow to their intelligence.

More clues to be uncovered,

Inspector Clouseau


Who’s watching the watchmen?