Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Mike Johanns: Push it, Push it Real Good!


An article that was posted on the official Johanns website is touting the evils of push polls, which the Watchtower in no way, shape, or form supports. But not supporting a specific type of polling does not exempt us from agreeing with a few of the statements that offended a few of the voters reached by the polls.


"The first few questions, it was pretty normal," said Marcucci, who is a Republican but not involved in Johanns' campaign.

But Marcucci said the caller then asked for reaction to statements about Johanns, such as that he would "continue the failed policy of the Bush Administration."

"They were so clearly loaded, it dawned on me, this isn't right," Marcucci said. He told the caller he planned to vote for Johanns and hung up.

Marcucci was right about one thing, it wasn't Right. But was it Correct?

We are also glad that he contacted the "proper authorities" when he discovered this crime.

In fact, we at the Watchtower have also just received a phone call this weekend, during dinner time no less, from the "Good Times League" located in Siberia

They asked a few normal sounding questions like, "2 + 2 = 4, wouldn't you agree?" and, "The capital of the U.S. is Washington D.C. isn't it?"

But when they asked, "Is the sky blue?" we had had enough. The questions were so clearly loaded. We told them that we in fact hated Good Times, and promptly hung up the phone.

Implying that the sky was blue was obviously a horrible, liberal ploy, even if only 30-some percent of people think that the sky is green.

The Watchtower thought to alert the Mike Johanns campaign headquarters, but thought they had enough to worry about.



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1 comment:

Hugh Jass said...

I heard Scott Kleeb is gay. Is there any truth to this?