Since the former Nebraska Governor and cabinet secretary is not going to be in attendance in St. Paul this week, those of us at the Watchtower thought that Mike could use a few suggestions as to what to do with his time.
1. Polish “Distinguished Service to Agriculture Award”, as well as his childhood baseball medals for participation, since he got both just for being on the team.
2. Dry Clean/Purchase new sweaters
3. Spend time with your buddy from Crawford Ranch in Texas, who also will not be in attendance
4. Come up with a better slogan than “I like Mike”
5. Prepare more statements to shoot himself in the foot with at the upcoming debate
6. Spend at least five minutes in the mirror going over different ways to say “very, very”
7. Make upgrades to Mr. Freeze suit
8. Go to the Homey Inn and practice being a friend to the average man, attempt to order a Martini
9. Wonder if he switched parties again, would his old one take him back.
10. Eat lunch at Romeo’s, reconsider his nacho typical deportation plan
11. Upon finishing a plate of endless chicken fingers at Applebee’s, decide that enchiladas are just too saucy, and are taking hard working eaters away from Cheeseburgers
Here at the Watchtower, “the work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives, and the dream shall never die.”
Que está assistindo os vigilantes?
1. Polish “Distinguished Service to Agriculture Award”, as well as his childhood baseball medals for participation, since he got both just for being on the team.
2. Dry Clean/Purchase new sweaters
3. Spend time with your buddy from Crawford Ranch in Texas, who also will not be in attendance
4. Come up with a better slogan than “I like Mike”
5. Prepare more statements to shoot himself in the foot with at the upcoming debate
6. Spend at least five minutes in the mirror going over different ways to say “very, very”
7. Make upgrades to Mr. Freeze suit
8. Go to the Homey Inn and practice being a friend to the average man, attempt to order a Martini
9. Wonder if he switched parties again, would his old one take him back.
10. Eat lunch at Romeo’s, reconsider his nacho typical deportation plan
11. Upon finishing a plate of endless chicken fingers at Applebee’s, decide that enchiladas are just too saucy, and are taking hard working eaters away from Cheeseburgers
Here at the Watchtower, “the work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives, and the dream shall never die.”
Que está assistindo os vigilantes?
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